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by steve_Archive
I don't think steroid use is okay. I think it fucks athletes up plenty, and the evidence is all around us. I just think the reaction to it is silly, and I think setting policy for the safety of "the kids who look up to them" is ridiculous.
As an aside, fuck the kids. Really, in any political discussion concerning the behavior of adults, leave your fucking kids out of it. It's your responsibility to raise them, not mine, and it is selfish of you to make me their babysittyer so you don't have to do your job. For the kids? They are too ignorant to be part of the discussion, and their irrational perspectives are none of our business. I'm tired of children setting policy for adults.
Guys who use steroids early in their careers have short ones (Jose Canseco, Giambi). It wasn't even against the rules, and depending on interpretation, it may not be now. Guys who use steroids later in their careers to counteract the deterioration of age or injury (Barry Bonds, I'm guessing Edgar Martinez, Rafael Palmiero, Andres Galaraga, Julio Franco) seem to have normal-length careers with more productive years late.
I don't think we should encourage steroid use. I think it is destructive, and should be discouraged with frank talk, photos of Lyle Alzado and an evening reviewing Sammy Sosa at-bats. I just think freaking out about it is silly, and denies the historically dirty/scrappy character of the game -- replacing history with a mythologized purity.
Okay, for a few years there, some ballplayers juiced and put up big numbers. So what. For a few years the baseball was dead and nobody hit homers. For a few years half the major-league-caliber players were in the army. For many years there were no black men in the competition. The game absorbs these anomalies, averages them out over its history and moves on. The juice era is no different from the dead-ball era, except that the players took it on themselves to manipulate the game rather than the team owners imposing a manipulation on them.
I don't care about it because it is nothing special. It is one of the many things that the game has had to put up with and is no big deal.
steve albini
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