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The Saga of Sick Kitty (Was: Today, I found a half-dead cat)

Completely unrelated (involved finding dead animals)

We have found 3 dead squirrels on our back porch in the last 2 weeks.
We had 4 living in the bushes behind our Apartment and we liked them.
They ran around the yard and never ate our tomatoes.

I think the landlord is poisoning them.

Asshole ...

I gotz sheety tenant...

Actually, you're right. I got your lawnmower that time. I thought it was your ride. Sorry, man. There's always next 4 a.m. For future, I try harder.

Hahahaha! Thees not problem of Shady. Thees put een alley for reason, for Mexican guy to make haul away een metal recycling truck. Eet already ...

I gotz sheety tenant...

That would be great, Shady. And because I'm not going to get my damage deposit back, I'll make sure I get my money's worth by bat-fucking your windshield. You like that jazz? So now we call it fair deal, eh ?

Haha, you weel be strike out trying to hit car! Hahahahaha! Loser guy! Meh.

Yeah ...

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